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Last Nite in the NBA: Trade breaks Twitter; Bulls, Warriors impress

The NBA is a fun follow almost every night but last night… last night stood out.

It all started away from the court as the three players above were all in the same 3-way trade… a trade that LITERALLY BROKE TWITTER!

It’s 2015 now. The “_________ just broke Twitter” tweet reaction to a pop-culture event felt old back in 2013. The “just broke Twitter” reaction should have been retired in November when Kim Kardashian’s PAPER cover was titled “Break The Internet”, and the internet, Twitter, and Photoshop’s rep all withstood it.

In fact, to my knowledge, there are only two events that literally broke Twitter from functioning: Ellen’s A-List Oscar selfie locked out users for a time before it recovered for 3.3 million retweets.

And now, the J.R. Smith / Dion Waiters trade.

The timeline of events (no pun intended):


Wait, former Syracuse player Scoop Jardine got the scoop before Woj?


By now, I was mashing the refresh button on my browser. The details of the trade began to be reported, in suspenseful, one-by-one manner.



Legit LOLs at this point. Dion Waiters and J.R. Smith are both getting traded!?!

My first coherent thought was: wait, I don’t want these me-first volume shooters to go anywhere! How can they be more fun than where they are now? I’ll miss Dion waving his hands in Cleveland. I’ll miss any J.R. Smith going out in New York story.

But then I immediately realized… Wait! Dion will be waving his hands at Russell Westbrook now and J.R. Smith is in the playoffs, potentially doing this to LeBron. I’m in! That was quick.

Then, Reggie Jackson was originally reported in the deal, going to New York as critics started lauding New York for getting a real piece out of this, and winning a trade for once, and simultaneously scoffing at OKC’s penny-pinching again. Fortunately for the latter, OKC did not include Reggie Jackson and we can collectively smh at the below “sources”.


Finally, shortly after, Twitter broke.

Your timeline wasn’t refreshing tweets after the 6:50/6:55 CT range for about 45 minutes, but tweets were still going through. I knew I was addicted when I sat at my computer refreshing Woj, Zach Lowe, Marc Stein, and netw3rk‘s feeds (the former for more news, the latter for comedy.)


(I can totally picture this.)




Twitter broke at the news of a trade involving both J.R. Smith and Dion Waiters. I’d like to believe that this was no coincidence and the previous statement will guarantee a laugh 5 months from now when I watch them both in the playoffs.

So where does that leave us from a basketball standpoint, looking ahead to said playoffs?

Well, to me, it’s generally a low risk-high reward move for the contenders and a cleaning of the slate for the Knickerbockers. Quick aside: the Knicks could have moved Iman Shumpert much earlier than this season for more, but that was before Phil Jackson was in charge. We can assess this trade for the Knicks next summer when they actually use the increase in cap space because right now, everything is just pure speculation.

For OKC, they get Dion Waiters for a protected future 1st-round pick and Lance Thomas. Very marginal losses, especially given their full roster going forward. Waiters’ knack for scoring in bunches while taking a lot of other things off the table (like ball movement and man-to-man defense) are well documented. This season, he has shown flashes of both what makes him a commodity and a perceived cancer with his 10.5 PPG average on 40% shooting reflecting that.

Now, he joins an OKC culture with Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook the clear alpha dogs and Durant already saying they’re going to make him feel welcolmed. If Waiters can find a role akin to Reggie Jackson, then perhaps he can have a moment like Jackson’s in last year’s playoffs when KD & Westbrook are off. If not, then Brooks won’t play him in crunch time. Simple as that, and Waiters then won’t really detract from OKC’s other options. Waiters is also still on his rookie contract for this season and next and serves as a dynamic guard insurance policy should Reggie Jackson bolt for a starting job elsewhere at season’s end. Understanding Sam Presti’s track record, he’s no doubt looking at that for the future.

So all that said, assessing the returns for both OKC and the Cavs, Waiters feels like the lower risk of the two.

(Odd seeing “Waiters” and “lower risk” in the same sentence, huh?)

For Cleveland, they get the OG Dion Waiters in J.R. Smith, whose per-game averages are nearly identical to Waiters this season, with a better 35% mark from 3-point land (to Waiters’ 26%). This is also on 3.8 3-point attempts per game, compared to Waiters’ 2.6. The two players may be similar, but given that Coach Blatt is looking for more of a spot-up shooter, I think J.R. fits that bill slightly better since he can score more aversely on the catch and shoot. (The second part of this tweet is also great.)


On paper as well, Iman Shumpert should help the Cavaliers as another perimeter defender and lessen the per-minute burden in which LeBron James may have to guard the team’s best perimeter threat in the playoffs. I think back to a couple games where Shumpert disrupted Derrick Rose, and then speculate that this scenario may be in play again, just on a bigger stage come May.

Shumpert’s addition comes with the caveat he hasn’t really been healthy this season and dating back to last. Plus, this advanced stat indicates uncertainty about Shumpert as a surefire defensive stopper (albeit the Knicks have a horrendous team defense too.)


So again, the higher risk is for the Cavs. They now have to acclimate Smith and Shumpert into the rotation and see how they respond to their new roles within a roster that’s still trying to figure it out for themselves in the wake of Varejao’s season-ending injury, LeBron possibly missing double-digit games, and the general inexperience of playing with each other and under a first-time NBA coach. All these elements combine to extend the process of the Cavs realizing their full potential even more than I think we all expected.

As a Bulls fan, this point looms larger to me. Can the Cavs really figure out all of these things and perform at a championship level by April? Plus, they just traded their best asset and didn’t address their big man/rim protector issue (albeit Zach Lowe suggests the extra 1st round pick they picked up in this deal will be used for that.) Right now, I’m confident that this trade doesn’t nudge the needle forward, but January to April is still a lot of time.


Another reason why I’m confident has nothing to do with the Cavs and everything to do with the Bulls. Last night was probably their most complete team win.

The Bulls matched the Rockets’ west-coast style pace and flexed its offensive depth for a 114-105 win that was in doubt through the last minute.

They fielded big contributions from damn near everyone. Pau Gasol dominated the first half especially, ending with a game-high 27 points. Joakim Noah added 10 rebounds and 6 blocks with a +13 net rating for the night. Derrick Rose added 19 points, looked aggressive going to the hoop (including 3 straight layups in the 2nd quarter to bring them back to even) and 9 assists overall. 3 of those assists led to 9 points in the closing minutes.

The two things that stood out even more though were the early success of the Nikola Mirotic Experience at the 3 and Jimmy Butler’s hounding defense of James Harden in the 2nd half, holding him to 0 FGs, and then Butler hitting the 2 biggest shots of the night.

Mirotic played 27 minutes, all at the 3 (UPDATE: John Schuhmann with the lineup breakdown), and scored 17 points (9 in the 4th), chipped in with 8 boards, and had a game-high +15 net rating. He had a couple of key blocks (one on Harden in transition) and played stout enough defense against Rockets forwards who couldn’t take advantage of the perceived mismatch.

Though it will also be dictated by the opposing matchup in future games, if Mirotic can provide good enough defense at the 3, he has proven he can contribute mightily on offense with more minutes and touches. Perhaps this is how Mirotic can meaningfully crack the rotation when the Bulls’ 3 bigs are healthy. Something fun to watch going forward as the early returns look promising.

As for Butler, Coach Thibodeau began the game with Kirk Hinrich guarding James Harden and he scored 17 in the first half. Maybe it was to save Butler’s energy so he could also contribute on the scoring end? Or maybe it was so Butler could have enough to limit Harden to, again, zero field goals in the 2nd half when he guarded him full time. The full highlights below do Butler’s individual defensive performance justice as he handcuffed Harden into dead ends and prevented him from getting to the line (3 FTs total for the league’s leader, and one was on a technical foul.)

Butler also had a quarter-ending stuff of Harden that tied his twisting alley-oop as the coolest, *flip shades down* moments of the game. Press play for those, and the aforementioned 2 biggest shots of the game that tied and gave the Bulls the lead in the waning minutes.

Jimmy Butler is legit. And these Bulls are good. More dissection on Mirotic, Butler, and more on a quality new episode of The Bulls Show earlier today + if you’re on the Jimmy Butler high, watch his post-game interview appropriately titled “Why Jimmy Butler is So Loved by Chicago”.


Elsewhere in the league, the Warriors blew out the Thunder 117-91 with Steph Curry putting on a dribbling display that’s still as surprising and awe-inspiring today as when it happened.


The full wizardry:

The Warriors held the Thunder to the league’s second-worst team shooting night this season at 30.6% from the field. Off nights by a non-explosive Durant and Westbrook feels more like an aberration than telling of how a playoff series between these two teams may play out. But the Warriors’ dominance drove the fact home that they haven’t lost that much of a step without Andrew Bogut. Look, since he went down, the Warriors are still the league’s top defense. I’m not saying the Warriors should be punching their ticket for June right now. They’ll still need Bogut to go that far, but last night is surely a confidence boost for the Dubs and anyone picking them that far irregardless of their relative playoff inexperience.


Milestones also happened last night. Dirk Nowitzki passed Moses Malone for 7th on the all-time NBA scoring list — an accomplishment that doubled as a vintage Dirk dagger, over Brooklyn in overtime.

Those aforementioned Cavs lost to the Sixers last night. That’s never a good look, especially considering it’s the Sixers first home win of the year (not just 2015, but the 2014-15 season.) I suppose Cleveland gets a pass since LeBron and Kyrie were both out and the Waiters trade literally happened a minute and a half before the game. If I was a Cavs fan, I wouldn’t be that upset at the loss because then we would have never gotten this tweet.


The 2014 NBA Twitter Champ is on track to repeat.

Lastly, let’s close it out on the west coast as A.) the Hawks kept rolling and beat another quality opponent in the Clippers, and B.) Damian Lillard put up 39 points in a Blazers victory that also saw the Swaggiest 3 from Swaggy P this season. The buzzer beater only begins last night’s top 10 plays below (and even worse, Steph’s layup up above was only #9. I know it’s a subjective list, but c’mon, NBA. That same ole Tyson Chandler alley-oop went about 1.2% as viral as Steph’s layup.)

– The J.R. Smith / Dion Waiters trade literally broke Twitter.
– The Bulls are good.
– The Warriors are too.
– Joel Embiid needs to get back to tweeting more.


NBA Playoff Preview (told thru songs)

Follow along as I predict who wins the NBA Title while simultaneously dedicating a new song to each team and the game’s biggest superstars. Catch up on your new music and have a laugh or two (maybe) along the way. This is not your usual NBA Playoff Preview.

Indiana Pacers
Childish Gambino “Sweatpants” [Music Video]

I can’t help but connect the Indiana Pacers to this scene as the new “Sweatpants” video unfolds.

Can’t you just feel the tension amongst the Indiana Gambinos? Roy Hibbert calling his teammates “some selfish dudes” was the telling sign that the team chemistry that led to a photo like this has fallen off as bad as OutKast’s chemistry at Coachella.

Best Case Scenario: The Pacers get it together, win Game 7 against the Heat at home (justifying their annoying quest for the 1 seed), and earning a 50/50 chance to win the title against whomever comes out of the West.

Worst Case Scenario: Indiana loses Game 1 to the Hawks at home, crumbles under the increased pressure, and loses to the 38-44 #8 seed in what would be as shocking of an 8-1 upset as the ’94 Nuggets.

What May or May Not Happen: Indiana survives Rounds 1 and 2, looking as vulnerable as they have in March and April, only for their run to end to the Miami Heat, a la last season in the Eastern Conference Finals. Lance Stephenson, if he has a good playoffs, gets overpaid by the Pacers and if he has a bad playoffs, still gets overpaid by someone else. Andrew Bynum permanently is out of the league. Roy Hibbert permanently joins the cast of Parks & Rec.

“Take me there!”

Atlanta Hawks
Drake “Days In The East”

The aforementioned Atlanta Hawks finished 38 and 44. Therefore, it’s only right that Drake’s newest sad R&B song, appropriately titled “Days in the East” applies to the 8 seed.

Meanwhile, the Phoenix Suns finished 48 and 34 and did not make the playoffs. So, also fittingly, they earn the track “West District” — ironically PARTYNEXTDOOR’s superior solo version of the above track he actually produced for Drake.

Phoenix Suns


Chicago Bulls
The Boy Illinois f/ GLC “Old School RMX”

1. You know we gotta keep it local for the hometown Bulls.

2. Let’s go “Old School” like the Bulls’ style of play with this collab between a Chicago veteran (GLC) and one of the city’s brightest up and comers (The Boy Illinois). GLC’s puff-your-chest-out verse sets the tone and demands respect akin to the trademark Thibs defense. Illi’s smooth style and delivery touches on some different topics, and drives the Bulls comparison home with the track’s versatility a representation of the team’s various offensive options. One game it’s D.J. over 20, another it’s Taj with 15 off the bench. Or Jimmy, Boozer, Dunleavy, or Noah. Though the Bulls don’t have a go-to scorer and finished in the bottom 5 in offensive efficiency, the offense has run smooth through Joakim Noah (leading the team in assists) since the Luol Deng trade and challenged the opposition with an unexpectedly high number of options.

Worst Case Scenario: The Bulls’ bottom-5 offense proves itself in the playoffs, as the Wizards’ athletic backcourt shuts down team leading scorer D.J. Augustin (fire up your time machine and read this sentence 6 months ago) and a healthy Nene cuts off Joakim Noah’s passing lanes and consequently 90% of the Bulls’ offense. John Wall outclasses his first NBA mentor Kirk Hinrich and is the best player in the series as the Wiz advance in 6.

Best Case Scenario: The gritty Bulls continue to embody our city with blue-collar hard work and the heart of a united family on their way past the Wizards and upsetting the Indiana Pacers. Next is a hard fought, yet short series loss to the Miami Heat in which every game was close. In the end, the Bulls were missing their closer and MVP…

Derrick Rose
Chance The Rapper “Save Yourself First”

Could the song title be any more fitting, especially coming from the anointed one of Chicago rap? Released in March, Chance’s original version of his James Blake remix oddly doubles as sage advice for Chicago’s anointed one of… well, everything. I hope this year though the city obliges to Rose’s out for the postseason status without starting any drama. If the Bulls are fighting hard against the rival Pacers in Round 2 though, I think the city’s vitriol against it’s hometown hero will sadly return. I just happen to have a hunch (i.e. inside info from a source who’s close to a source of Rose’s camp… whatever that’s worth I know) that our hometown hero will return (if the Bulls get that far).

Miracle Case Scenario: Down 2-0 to the Pacers in Round 2, heading back to Chicago, Derrick Rose returns at the United Center to a raucous crowd that sways the momentum of the series, even though he only plays 10 effective minutes in his return. The minutes restriction loosens as the series progresses with Thibs playing Rose all 48 minutes in the stunning Game 7 victory (just kidding, but seriously.) Rose then avenges the Bulls’ 2011 ECF loss to the Heat, outplaying LeBron James and hitting a series-clinching buzzer beater over his outstretched arm. Then the Bulls defeat the MVP Kevin Durant-led Thunder at home as Rose hits an open Jimmer Fredette for the series-icing 3, solidifying Jimmer’s place amongst Bulls folk heroes John Paxson and Steve Kerr. The whole journey soon becomes a 30 For 30 narrated in spoken word raps by Kanye West.

It’s just a hunch though, I’m not going to get carried away.

Washington Wizards & Charlotte Bobcats
Real T@lk “Happy (Unofficial Pharrell RMX)”

The choice of “Happy” is really geared more toward the fan bases of the once lowly Wizards and once lowly Bobcats because I don’t really get a “happy to be here” vibe from the preliminary interviews with each team’s stars. So instead of choosing the token “happy people dancing to ‘Happy'” video I’m bringing back the best rap remix I’ve seen of Pharrell’s mega-hit, courtesy of Chicago wordsmith Real T@lk. Sure enough, his music video is a happy one too.

Best Case Scenario: The Wizards follow the same best case scenario as the Bulls, with John Wall making the leap into the top tier of point guards. The Bobcats take a game from the Heat on ABC as LeBron James misses a buzzer beater in front of the Bobcats bench, as Michael Jordan is unable to hide a “I would have made that, you’re not worthy of starring in Space Jam 2” face.

Brooklyn Nets
Chuck Inglish f/ Action Bronson “Gametime”

It’s put up or shut up time for the Brooklyn Nets so what better track to bring them in than “Gametime” — a Convertibles standout from Chuck Inglish and huge basketball fan/New Yorker Action Bronson. When the Nets tanked the last three games of the season to avoid playing the Bulls (Marquis Teague was starting at SF for crying out loud), the Raptors, naturally, took offense to this. I mean, look at this morning’s Toronto Sun…

This morning's Toronto Star
This morning’s Toronto Star

In a series that I think is dead even on paper, I’m looking at an outside intangible that will determine the winner. I think the strong “Be careful what you wish for…” vibes, a galvanized Raptors home crowd, and Drake’s motivational commercial will be just enough to make up for the Raptors’ lack of experience and closing ability (3-8 in games decided by 3 or less points this season). Look for DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry to win the backcourt battle and propel the Raps in 7 into the second round.

Toronto Raptors
Drake “Draft Day”

How did the game turn into the Drake show?

Best Case Scenario: Having said that, the most exciting thing about the Toronto Raptors is a tie between Drake and a Terrence Ross tomahawk. Unfortunately for the upstart Raptors, their playoff run will most certainly end in Miami and the next thing they’ll have to look forward to is actual “Draft Day”.

On the plus side, a Toronto-Miami conference semifinal could create a rift between Drake and Heat fan rappers like Rick Ross. Any scenario that leads to more subliminal disses by Drake is a scenario I want to root for.

Carmelo Anthony
Michael Jackson “Xscape”

The biggest non-Playoff storyline is whether or not Carmelo Anthony will “Xscape” the Knicks. Ironically, after Michael Jackson’s posthumous single leaked last week, the song has since been taken down everywhere on the interwebs and the only official preview is the measly 16 seconds above. Omen aside though, I don’t see ‘Melo leaving New York and Phil Jackson (and more money). If I were Melo, I’d ride it out one more year until the Knicks will assuredly get better in 2015-16. Besides, having just completed Phil’s Eleven Rings book this week, I’d follow whatever the Zen Master says (phenomenal read).

Clippers vs. Warriors
Krewella “Enjoy The Ride (Armin Van Burren RMX)”

We transition west to the most exciting first round series (on paper) so we need a song that’s different from hip hop to personify that.

Filling that need is my favorite uptempo, EDM/club record of the year so far: Armin van Burren’s remix of Krewella’s “Enjoy The Ride”. The breakdown of the beat in the chorus is the track’s highlight, just as the breakdown of opposing defenses by Chris Paul and Steph Curry will prove to be the highlight of the series. The only bummer is that Andrew Bogut is likely out for the playoffs, lessening the chance of a brawl between these two teams who hate each other, and more importantly the chance of a Warriors upset. It’s still possible if Steph reaches NBA Jam “He’s on fire!” level, but I see the Clips advancing in 6.

When Steph Curry is in NBA Jam mode, you’ll know by the bench…

L.A. Clippers
“We Made It”

This leads us to the Clippers’ ceiling. They set a franchise record for wins this season (57) and it feels like they are true contenders with Doc Rivers at the helm and the improved play of star Blake Griffin. “We Made It!” — but which version is it?

Above is the solid new version by Jay Z & Jay Electronica, which will ultimately be most remembered for Hov’s lob at Drake (no pun intended.. Lob City):

Sorry Mrs. Drizzy for so much art talk
Silly me rappin’ ’bout shit that I really bought

For me personally though, I haven’t listened to it since the day it came out last month, instead gravitating back towards Drake’s version that dropped at the top of the year.

Best Case Scenario: The Clippers ride CP3, Blake, and DeAndre all the way to the promised land over the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals, breaking a Finals record for most combined alley-oops uploaded to YouTube. *cues the best version of “We Made It” — Drake’s* 


Memphis Grizzlies
Logic “Now”

Was somebody back then all a sudden now they fuckin’ wit me now (fuckin’ wit me now)…

Remember that we’re less than a year removed from the Memphis Grizzlies being in the Western Conference Finals. That fact, plus the fact that the reason the Grizz are the #7 seed is because Marc Gasol missed about a third of the season, makes for a seamless connection to Logic’s new slept-on anthem “Now”.

The overlooked notion of the chorus alone personifies what the Grizzlies must be feeling as they return to the postseason, going 40-19 since Gasol’s return to earn a first round matchup with playoff rival Oklahoma City. And I get the sense that the added shooting of Courtney Lee and Mike Miller makes this season’s roster better than last year’s.

It’s unfortunate that they are matching up with the future MVP, Kevin Durant, and OKC because the Grizzlies do have what it takes to make it back to the WCF. Zach Randolph is going to have to step it up from his 10 and 7 on 33% shooting versus the Thunder this season for that to happen though.

I see this first round series going 7 with the Thunder’s tough home crowd giving them the edge in the deciding game. No matter the result, the Grizzlies are definitely a team to be fuckin’ wit now.

Houston vs. Portland
Asher Roth “Fast Life”

What may turn out to be the more entertaining first round series than Clippers-Warriors is the Rockets-Blazers, due to this being the matchup between the two teams with the highest 3 point field goals made over the season. For any casual basketball fan reading this, try and catch one of these games and you’re bound to see a highly fun, high scoring affair.

So where does Asher Roth fit in? Well, the “Fast Life” music video is one of the best in 2014 and gives the song a deeper, more thought-provoking meaning. The short film presentation is so well-done and the concept of asking random people to take a note out of the box proves to be a feel-good inspiration. For any casual hip hop fan reading this, stop for a sec and press play above.

My connection between the “Fast Life” video to the Rockets and Blazers is that the winner of this series will use this experience on a deeper level next year. I think both teams are one year away from being true title contenders and to get to that status, teams typically need to go through the baby steps and subsequent growing pains. The winner (which I think will be the Rockets) will draw on the confidence gained from winning a playoff series this season for next year’s run when everyone on each team will be one year older and one year better.

Dallas Mavericks
RDGLDGRN “Higher Ground (Stevie Wonder Cover)”


World keep on turnin’
Cause it won’t be too long
Cause it won’t be too long..

Unfortunately for the Mavericks, it won’t be too long in the 2014 Playoffs. It’s of no fault of their own, really. Being in the competitive Western Conference, someone has to be the 8 seed and face the Spurs. The matchup isn’t a great one for Dirk & Co. so I expect them to bow out in a short series.

The lightbulb went on, however, when I heard the repetitive “Cause it won’t be too long” sung so infectiously by RDGLDGRN in last weekend’s Stevie Wonder cover. This is the Mavs right now! It was one of the main connections that inspired this piece and a way to push new music through a creative format, and hopefully let you readers discover new artists that you may not have heard yet. In fact, I’m going to keep it going…

Dirk Nowitzki
RDGLDGRN “Doing The Most”

My favorite track from RDGLDGRN’s debut self-titled album is appropriate for a 35-year old Dirk Nowitzki who is “Doing The Most” with a Mavericks supporting cast that, outside of Monta Ellis, is removed from its prime. As the record’s theme suggests, less is more — and I hope that Dirk gains a greater supporting cast in the next year so he can do less and make one more serious run at the Finals before he retires. I like the Monta fit, but now Cuban has to put Mr. Wonderful and his fellow Sharks on pause to get Dirk some more young talent around him.

…not him, though.

San Antonio Spurs
Kid Cudi “Return Of The Moon Man”

I’m sure Coach Pop would be happy to know that I chose a song with no words to represent the 2014 Spurs. In fact, I got an e-mail reply from him that simply read “Who are you?”, which basically means Happy Pop.

All jokes aside, the only fact in the previous two sentences is that this song has no words. Kid Cudi’s “Return of the Moon Man” is instead a self-produced instrumental from his new Satellite Flight album that is the most calm pump up song I have ever heard. Seriously. And there is such a thing as the oxymoron “calm pump up song”. It’s because “Return of the Moon Man” is a journey the Spurs, and us all, can relate to.

The rise of a pulsating melody defines the first three minutes of the track, followed by a solemn guitar solo that inspires zen reflection. It puts the listener at a state of calm — a platform I like to create from in the heat of the moment, not high-octane angst or anxiety. The singular plucks of the high-pitched notes blend back into the same marching melody as before, with added background percussion layers giving the rest of the track a monumental feel. I like to think of this record as Cudi facing deep thoughts of reflection or even sadness and then triumphing over them, ready to meet life’s challenges when the guitar solo ends and the energy ignites again.

It goes without saying what the Spurs’ version of the solemn guitar solo is the way last season ended. It’s no surprise that they have triumphed over adversity this season to become an even stronger unit, improving from within, and prime to finish what they started.

Duncan and Parker continue to play at a high level, a healthy Ginobili looks even more effective (remember, he was banged up last June), and Kawhi Leonard is a two-way machine that can matchup with the Durants and LeBrons in addition to providing his own offensive punch. Add in the depth (no Spur averaged above 29 minutes this season) and all this is why I think the Spurs will be celebrating to the greatest celebratory song to drop in 2014. You know where I was going with this one…

Drake “Trophies”

But wait… who can stop the Spurs?

Kevin Durant
Kid Cudi “Too Bad I Have To Destroy You Now”

I am a person with powers
I possess the power
You can’t hide
See me shine

The concluding words of Kid Cudi’s masterful (and amazingly titled) “Too Bad I Have To Destroy You Now” are no more characteristic for anyone than it is for Kevin Durant. His offensive season is one for the record books (32/7/5 + 50/39/87%) and will lead to his first league MVP. The playoffs are when superstars elevate themselves to another level; after all, that’s why their superstars. Kevin Durant has all the momentum, gone through the growing pains, and improved his overall team game (career high in assists, most notably) to a level where he can carry his team to a championship.

The coldest buzzer beater of the season.

I underestimated the Thunder at the beginning of the season (not making the conference finals in my pre-season preview) because I don’t really trust KD’s supporting cast outside of Russ and Ibaka (and I don’t trust Westbrook’s decision making in the clutch), but the zone that Durant is in can supersede anything. As much as I like the Spurs getting the title, I see just as likely of a (best case) scenario where the Thunder’s athleticism powers them through San Antonio and Durant tops LeBron in the Finals for his first title and, biggest of all, the end of the Lil B curse.

So what about the scenario where the Heat three peat?

Dwayne Wade
The Roots “When The People Cheer”

To me, the key to the Heat three peating is which Dwyane Wade we’re going to get. He has missed 33 games this season to rest various nagging injuries, but I have a feeling we’re going to see the same old Dwyane Wade of the past two seasons as an effective Robin to LeBron’s Batman. I think the media is playing up the Wade is “old, too injured, and a non-factor” narrative too much that we’ll see a drastic 180 “When The People Cheer” and the media pretends like they never doubted D. Wade at all.

LeBron James
Future “I Won” f/ Kanye West

This leaves LeBron James as the last player or team to have a song loosely attached to them, and the relevant choice is hip hop’s most braggadocious song out right now: Future’s “I Won” featuring Kanye West (taking the belt from “Sanctified”).  The video premiered the other night and I couldn’t help but think of the throne status that Hype Williams has a way of depicting Kanye. And right now, LeBron and the Heat are atop the throne. And no matter if the Heat flame out, LeBron can play the “I Won” card twice.

It’s just that come June, LeBron and the Heat can redefine their legacy with a three peat.

The best case scenario is certainly, and clearly in play; I just don’t think it will happen. The Heat have struggled down the stretch finishing 11-14 since March 4th, the defense has been the most inconsistent in the Big 3 era (12th in the league in Defensive Rating), and the supporting cast looks as ineffective and the least imposing of the last two seasons.

So 3 titles in 3 years? Nope! I predict the Heat falling short to the Spurs (and the Thunder and Clippers if they meet them).

BUT, the Heat will win the East. (You know, barring any sort of Miracle Case Scenario…)

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If you care to see my track record, click here for my pre-season predictions (combined with Hip Hop Awards) wherein I at least called the Pistons not making the Playoffs..!